"When I was little I would think of ways to rank my food and eat the best last. I loved doing it. I would make a food pyramid on my plate of all the foods with the one I loved best on the very top. I then realized that the one food on the top must be lonely and sad and that I was the cause of a terrible hierarchy that disrupted this peaceful society. To solve this problem, I tried to chop all the foods up and eat them perfectly equally—equal amounts, and no food first or last."